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yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

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tin-can:

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this is fucking incredible

pocketphyl:

brainy-isthenew-sexy:

not-a-comedian:



I’M NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM BUT HERE’S A PRESENT TO MY FOLLOWERS WHO ARE

HOW ARE YOU NOT IN THE LOTR FANDOM

pocketphyl:

brainy-isthenew-sexy:

not-a-comedian:

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I’M NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM BUT HERE’S A PRESENT TO MY FOLLOWERS WHO ARE

HOW ARE YOU NOT IN THE LOTR FANDOM

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

curseboxes:

yes hello 911 my emergency is bugs

 We’ve only got five billion years till the shops close.

benedictcumbearbatch:

cynthikjelle:

characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

despairjunko:

games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points

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Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me: *turns up music*
Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop: I can make that happen.
Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train: *applauds*